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HAVING A SUCCESSFUL TRYOUT

A lot of girls have difficulty with softball tryouts, or any tryout. Even if you feel you’re not as good as the other players, it is still possible to get recognized by the coach.  In order to make the team(s) you want to be on, you MUST be prepared physically and mentally.

The first thing you need to do at a tryout is hustle!  No matter how many balls you miss or how many times you strike out, if you show the coach that you are willing to hustle and try your very best, they might just take you for the heart you put into the game.  A great attitude may take you as far as great ability.

Get yourself physically prepared at least a month prior to the tryout.  If you aren’t in shape already, begin a conditioning program!  Run, workout, play catch, go to the batting cages, etc.  Do everything you can to get yourself physically prepared to play softball.  In addition to attending private clinics, you should work on your mechanics (on your own) until they become second nature.  Most athletes fail at tryouts due to poor conditioning and not having good, basic mechanics.

The next step is to get yourself mentally prepared.  Imagine doing well at tryouts, catching every ball, making every throw, and hitting every pitch.  Just imagine yourself doing it all!  The night before a tryout, think about how you’re going to approach every situation the coach may use to test your skills. On the day of tryouts, focus your mind and body on all the things you’ve imagined yourself doing.  Eat well and bring a positive mental attitude.

If you prepare yourself, train hard, hustle, and have a great attitude the coach will recognize your dedication and you have a much better chance to pass the tryout and make the team.  Study hard, work hard, and play hard – it’s your attitude that counts!

Coach Paul




8 STEPS TO GETTING RECRUITED

It's every high school athlete's dream: That someday all those endless practices, tiring scrimmages, overpriced equipment and exhausting games might translate into a chance to play sports on the collegiate level.

But with less than 10 percent of all high school athletes playing their given sport at an NCAA-member institution, and just a third of those receiving an athletic scholarship, it's crucial that players and parents learn all they can about this confusing, difficult and oftentimes frustrating process known as recruiting.

No matter what any one person or organization claims, nobody can guarantee you or your child an athletic scholarship. But it's our hope here at Active.com that this recruiting resource, along with additional information you gather along the way, can help you take control of the recruiting process and ultimately make an athlete's dream come true.

No.1: Take the Right Classes

Long before college catalogs clog mailboxes, and recruiting tapes are viewed, a student-athlete takes classes in their freshman year of high school that directly affect their NCAA eligibility.

Because eligibility standards continue to evolve--in 2008 the NCAA increased the number of English and math courses required by one--it's an athlete's responsibility to make sure their class schedule fulfills NCAA core course requirements.

The best way to make sure you meet all requirements is to schedule an appointment with a high school guidance counselor to ensure your course schedule is in-line with the approved high school core course list. (It's a good idea to do this each year as high school curriculums can change as often as NCAA compliance standards.)

Quick Tip: Let your guidance counselor "guide" you in your high school course selections--starting with your freshman year and continuing throughout your high school career.

No.2: Register With the NCAA

It used to be called the NCAA clearinghouse, but now it's the NCAA Eligibility Center that students must register with to validate their status as an amateur athlete. (This is to ensure an athlete isn't secretly playing defensive back for the Denver Broncos during their high school career.)

The process is relatively pain-free; all you need is $50 and a Social Security number. But don't leave it to the last minute. Every year a few student athletes miss out on the chance to play collegiately, because they fail to register with the NCAA Eligibility Center.

Quick Tip: Register with the NCAA by your junior year.

No.3: Make Your List(s)

Before you compile a list of 200 schools you would just die to play for, remember the function of the list is to help you focus your search going into your sophomore and junior year, not overly complicate the process with unrealistic expectations.

"I tell athletes to make three lists," says Michael Husted, former NFL kicker and co-founder of ActiveRecruiting.com--a platform for athletes to create interactive recruiting video profiles. "One: a list of their dream schools, two: a list of schools that they could realistically get into and three: a list of fallback schools in case something happens at the last minute."

Now before you freak out about the prospect of not attending your favorite university, Husted concedes that "there will be some overlap between the first two lists." But ideally your three lists should total no more than 12 to 15 schools, with the bulk of the schools residing in the "realistic" list.

Quick Tip: Make three lists--with four or five schools per list--to focus your college search.

No.4: Create a Video

The recruiting video is one of the most important ways an athlete can attract the attention of coaches at the university level. Unfortunately, it's also where many athletes come up short, with substandard video quality and unnecessary production components.

The structure and contents of your video will depend on the sport being promoted. Play-by-play sports such as volleyball, football and baseball generally work best with a collection of 15-25 highlight plays that illustrate an athlete's ability. Continuous play sports such as soccer, basketball and lacrosse should have 10 to 15 highlight plays-- with an additional game half included to show real-time ability.

So how do you make the video? Well, like anything in life, quality does count. This doesn't mean you have to hire Steven Spielberg to shoot your footage, but many people find hiring a videographer a worthwhile expense.

For those on a tighter budget, it is acceptable to shoot footage from the stands with a modest camcorder. Just make sure to use a tripod, if possible, to avoid camera shake and practice following the action numerous times to get the feel of filming a live sport. (The general rule of film is to shoot five times more footage than you'll actually need.)

Also, skip the heavy metal soundtrack and colorful graphics. Coaches hate them!

Quick Tip: Keep your video short, simple and as professional-looking as possible.

No. 5: Research the Schools

This task used to be a lot more difficult 10 years ago. But with the rise of the internet there is a multitude of recruiting information, both official and unofficial, about virtually any college or university you're interested in.

For starters, check out the school's website to find out the best coach or school official to contact. For smaller schools, individual e-mail addresses for coaches can be found quite easily, as they often view the website as a promotional tool for their institution. Bigger schools may require a little detective work to find contact information for specific coaches, but it is not impossible.

Simply find the e-mail address path (Eg: first name.last name@university.com, first name.last initial@university.com), usually found in the athletic department directory of websites. Then plug in the name of the coach you want to contact and let them know you're interested in attending the university.

In addition, Ronald Baum of Homerun Softball camps believes a university's website can also save you time by pinpointing which schools are recruiting your position.

"If you're a pitcher, you can see that they've got four pitchers coming back next year. Chances are they're not recruiting a pitcher for the following year and you should probably look somewhere else."

Another great resource is to talk to current and former players who've already been through the recruiting process at that particular university. You can get player referrals directly from the school, or perhaps do a search for athletes who've played at the university on social networking sites such as myspace and facebook. Just let them know you're interested in attending their alma mater and ask if they have any tips or information about the program. Though the information you receive may not be entirely reliable, it can be an invaluable way to peek inside a program, warts and all.

Quick Tip: Check out a school's website. Find out who's on their roster and collect contact information for relevant coaches.

No.6: First Contact

Now it's time to place yourself on a college's radar in an aggressive--but friendly--way. It used to be this could wait until your junior year, but with the pace of youth sports increasing all the time, it's probably a good idea to begin contacting coaches in the summer before your sophomore year.

So what do you include in your e-mail or letter to the coach? Well, some sort of introduction explaining who you are and why you're contacting them. (Keep it short-- coaches are busy.) A few paragraphs should do.

A copy of your recruiting video or a link where they can view your video--the latter quickly becoming a popular choice with coaches--as well as a recruiting resume with details such as stats, honors, academic data and contact information for your high school coaches should also be included.

Some people prefer to make contact with a coach by phone. This is fine as long it is the athlete who's making contact, and not the athlete's mom or dad claiming their kid is the next Reggie Bush. (Not only does it come off as a unprofessional, but it also robs the coach of a chance to get to know the athlete on a personal basis.)

Quick Tip: Check out a school's website. Find out who's on their roster and let the coaches know you're interested.

No.7: Increase Your Game--and Your Exposure--at a University Camp

Sports camps generally serve two different functions: to help an athlete get better and to help an athlete get noticed. Some sports camps, especially those at universities you've targeted, can often do both at the same time. (Many coaches find camps a great way to fill out their rosters.)

Unfortunately those hoping a few days at a university camp will magically get an athlete recruited, without having established rapport with that institution beforehand, are often disappointed.

"At the big camps, less than five percent of the kids who attend are actually on the radar of that specific university," said Husted. "But that doesn't mean the experience is wasted."

This is because the coaching fraternity, despite the large number of colleges in the United States, is actually quite small. Though you may not get an offer from Penn State simply by attending one of their camps, this doesn't mean the coach running the camp can't point you toward an opening at a different university.

Like any job, it's all about networking and creating relationships. So be on your best behavior and be ready to learn as much as possible. You might just get recruited, without even realizing it.

Quick Tip: Attend a camp and be flexible; you never know where that first impression might lead.

No.8: The Final Choice

Ok. It's your senior year and, hopefully, you have a few offers on the table. So what do you do? How do you narrow it down to the one school that is right for you?

For most athletes, it will depend on the financial package being offered by the school. Are they offering a full-ride? A partial scholarship? If one school offers a significantly greater financial award, it shouldn't be considered lightly. (Not just to avoid going into major debt, but because it demonstrates their interest in you as an athlete and a student.)

For others, it will be a question of possible playing time on the next level. Do you have a good chance of getting in the starting lineup by your sophomore and junior year? If you're a third baseman, and they've already got two underclass third basemen in front of you, there might be better places for you to pursue your higher education while playing the hot corner.

Ultimately, though, most people suggest basing your final decision on the university itself. Not just the athletic department, but the overall collegiate experience a school has to offer.

"My suggestion to athletes is to narrow it down to their three top choices, " says Husted. "And then think, 'if something happens to my athletic career which school would I be happy at.' There are no givens when it comes to athletics. All you know for sure is whether you'll feel comfortable at a certain university."

Quick Tip: Choose a university that offers you the best environment for athletic, academic and personal development.


 
BREAKING IN AND CARING FOR YOUR GLOVE
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Since the beginning of baseball and softball, if you asked ten different people the best way to break in and condition your glove, you would most likely get ten different answers.  Over the years I've tried a few different ways and below is the best way I have found to break it in and keep it game ready.

You want to treat your glove as you treat your skin.  Don't use oil on your glove because it adds weight to it; shaving cream contains alcohol which may dry it; and NEVER put your glove in an oven.  I prefer to use Vaseline instead (any petroleum jelly product will work).  When you're applying the Vaseline, spread it all over the glove, EVERYWHERE, even the laces (do not apply to the inside of the glove!).  Wipe off the excess with a towel, stick a ball in the palm, tie a rubber band or strap around it, place it in a plastic bag (the ones from the supermarket work great), and then put some weight on it (try under your mattress).  After a few days to a week, pull it out of the bag and wipe off the excess again.

After conditioning your new glove, the absolute best way to break it in, is to use it!  Use it during practice and anytime you're playing catch. Once you have it just the way you like it, it is time to bring it to its first game!  When the season is over, or if you're taking a couple of weeks off, re-apply the Vaseline, wipe it off, and place it in a bag until you're ready to use it again.  Make sure to store it in a cool place.

Properly caring for your glove can make a huge difference in the lifespan of your glove.  Points to remember:

  • Keep your glove in a cool, dry place when it is not in use. Do not leave your glove where the heat could affect the leather (i.e. in your bag in the trunk of the car – I know you’re out there!!).
  • Treat your glove as you would treat your skin (it is cow hide after all).
  • If your glove gets wet, dry it with a towel and let it air-dry. NEVER put it in the oven or near a heater as it may dry out the leather.
  • Do not over treat your glove!  Once or twice each season is plenty.
  • Keep the laces tight.

The glove manufacturer Nokona, recommends using petroleum jelly. Vaseline is oil based, but the advantage is a small bit goes a long way because it spreads so easily.  It helps preserve the leather, cleans it, and aids in creating a seal to repel moisture. Just insure the Vaseline is wiped thoroughly from the glove.


From Nokona:
"We do not recommend neatsfoot oil, linseed oil or silicon-type spray as these tend to close the pores of the leather, causing it to dry, harden, and become heavy over an extended period of time and through repeated use. Petroleum jelly keeps the pores open and in effect, keeps the leather "alive" while providing a softening condition. There are other cleaners and conditioners that are safe, especially those scientifically developed for glove leather."

Coach Paul




GUIDE TO SCHOLARSHIPS


by Michelle Valenti

Active.com

Each year more than $1 billion is awarded to over 126,000 student-athletes across the country. While there is no guarantee of getting a scholarship, there are ways to increase your chances. Get ahead of the class with this guide on how to cover your college expenses by doing what you love.

Where do I start?
Start by registering with the
NCAA eligibility center. Although there is no deadline, the NCAA recommends that you register early--by the start of your junior year. And be sure to update your participation information regularly. For specific information on eligibility requirements refer to the college-bound student-athlete guide available at NCAA.org.

Your second priority is to make sure you are taking the
right steps and following all the rules outlined by the NCAA. Familiarize yourself with the academic and amateurism requirements in the college bound student athlete guide, and be sure that you are on track to meeting them. Academic refers to your grades, GPA, test scores and core classes. Amateurism refers to your status as an amateur versus any interaction you have had on the professional level.

Keep in mind that athletic scholarships are awarded through the colleges, not through the NCAA. Once you have chosen a handful of schools that you are interested in, you should find out what the individual schools' requirements and application procedures are in addition to the requirements outlined by the NCAA.

Notice that requirements are different for division I and division II schools: division III schools do not offer athletic scholarships so check with the institution you plan to attend.

How do I choose between Division I, II or III schools?
You should evaluate your talent honestly and select a number of schools that suit your athletic ability and that interest you academically. Make a list of schools that include dream colleges, realistic options and fallback schools.

Can I get a scholarship if I am attending a Division III school?
Since division III schools do not offer athletic scholarships, you don't have to register with the eligibility center. If you are interested in a division III school, you should contact the coach and the institution to find out what their requirements are.

Although division III schools do not offer athletic scholarships, they will most likely help you find funding from other sources if they really want you to play for their school. The better your grades and test scores, the more money you will likely receive.
 
How can I get my hands on some of those unclaimed scholarships that people are talking about?

"There is the perennial rumor that 'millions of dollars go unclaimed each year' but that is usually unfounded and pertains to non-athletic scholarships that might have very specific criteria," says Sue Biemeret, a college consultant at Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, Illinois.

For example, there are scholarships for students with a particular surname; if no one applies to that college with that surname, the scholarship may go unused that year.

That said, there are scholarships out there that are not well-known. Some sports are less popular and less competitive than others. If you play two sports--or think you could pick up a less popular sport--start thinking about which one will more likely put you through college. It might be easier to get a scholarship for rowing or golf than for soccer.

Sara Allen played both soccer and lacrosse in high school.  During her freshman year, she realized that there was more of a demand for female lacrosse players then for soccer players at the college level. She continued to play both sports in high school but focused her recruiting and scholarship efforts towards lacrosse. It paid off. She received a full ride to The University of Richmond in Virginia.

Women's sports that are defined by the NCAA as emerging sports are intended to provide additional athletic opportunities to female student-athletes. They are new and therefore less popular. Emerging fall sports for women include archery, badminton, equestrian, rugby, squash, synchronized swimming and team handball.  

Start your scholarship search locally. Ask teachers, guidance counselors, church and community leaders, parents and their employers, and use the library and the internet to find privately funded awards.

Websites like
collegescholarships.org have a list of Scholarships you don't want to miss when you browse their site by sport, and fastweb.com provides a free online scholarship database.

Also check with your perspective schools to find out what scholarships they offer in addition to the athletic ones.

Finally, the NCAA offers a number of
special interest scholarships including the Freedom Forum NCAA Sports Journalism Scholarship program for college juniors interested in a career in sports journalism.

Will a scholarship cover me for all 4 or 5 years of college?
Scholarship amounts vary for each athlete. They can range from a partial scholarship that only covers books to a full ride that covers tuition, room and board. Athletes can receive a maximum of five years of funding over a six-year period.

They are awarded on a yearly basis and renewed annually. The amount that you receive each year is based on your performance and a year-end evaluation; it does not hinge on how much you received the previous year and a renewal is not guaranteed. Find out up front what parameters you will be evaluated on at the end of the year and be sure that you are striving to achieve them.

Can I supplement my athletic scholarship with other aid? And is there a limit to how much money I can get from a school--athletic and otherwise?
This fluctuates by school. Some schools have limitations on how much you can supplement an athletic scholarship and some have caps on how much money you can accept in total.

Can a recruiting service increase my chances of getting a scholarship?
Recruiting services specialize in marketing student athletes to college coaches. The NCAA, however, does not endorse any of these services. Beware that it is not permissible for a service to offer a money-back guarantee or base its fee on the amount of a student's scholarship.

Most of the tools and information you need are already available online, and through the NCAA, as long as you are willing to do the research.

Although scholarship matching services aren't endorsed,
resume and video-building tools can be a great asset. They provide a forum where you can feature your stats and video clips, and a place where you can direct coaches to view your profile.

What could jeopardize my chance of getting a scholarship?
A number of things can bring your scholarship dreams to a dead end. These include but are not limited to the following.

  • Playing for a professional team
  • Receiving prizes or money for athletics
  • Doing drugs
  • Participating in illegal sport's betting
  • Accepting gifts or money from prospective coaches
  • Signing or having an agreement with an agent before eligibility expires

Additional red flags can be found at NCAA.org as well as information on rules of conduct.

Get started now. By the time you have to choose a school and apply for scholarships, you will know what your options are. Get yourself out there: attend camps, compile a resume or
info sheet, make your video, visit schools, introduce yourself to coaches and know the rules.

Most importantly, don't rely on others to do the work for you. Seek out scholarships on your own. Figure out what schools you are interested in, find out what they offer, and apply, apply, apply. Remember, you have to work just as hard at finding the right school, and potential scholarships, as you do when you are on the field.



Softball Conditioning
20 Reasons Why You Must Do It

The summer season has been over for a few weeks now. Tryouts are done or will soon be done.

Just like A LOT of people at this time of the year, you might be thinking that getting fitter should be something you should do in the next few months.

Yes, you definitely should.

I've been designing softball-specific strength and conditioning programs for teams and individual athletes for over 10 years now.

Let me tell you that while proper skills execution is the most important performance factor in our sport, developing more strength, speed, and power can really help support the execution of these skills and improve a player's game significantly.

While most players and coaches are aware of that, many still don't take seriously enough.

They know that getting in good shape by doing softball conditioning would help their game but somehow they don't give it enough importance or focus.

Why is that? I believe that it's mostly a mix of lack of timeand motivation but also not believing softball conditioning is important enough and not knowing enough about it to realize the difference it can make.

In other words, I think people know it can help them but aren't really conscious of all the great benefits it can really bring to their game.

Here is a list of 20 reasons why you MUST make softball conditioning an important part of your training if you want to become the best you can be and dominate on the softball field.

When you follow a well-designed softball-specific conditioning program that uses advanced training techniques and the best exercises for softball, you will...

1. Pitch faster and throw harder

2. Swing the bat harder and hit the ball further

3. Steal more bases

4. Get better jumps off the bases

5. Explode out of the batter's box

6. Run down more balls in the field

7. Reach, stretch and get more of those "oh-so-close" balls

8. React faster

9. Have more stamina for long games and tournaments

10. Stay healthy and avoid injuries

11. Tolerate heat better and perform when it's really hot

12. Practice longer without being tired or losing your focus

13. Be much more consistent and have less "ups and downs"

14. Get it faster when learning or refining a skill because
of increased body awareness

15. Be much more confident and feel stronger

16. Be mentally tougher

17. Get more extra bases when running

18. Develop an athletic body

19. Recover faster between innings and games

20. Be more dominant in all aspects of the game

Is that a good enough list to include some form of softball-specific conditioning as part of your training?

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It used to be that being in shape for softball was an edge on your opponents but it isn't true anymore.

Today, you have to be in great softball-specific shape to compete at the highest level. If you are out of shape, you are now at a disadvantage.

Softball conditioning is now an integral part of what serious and committed softball players and teams do to get themselves ready to compete. The summer season has been over for a few weeks now. Tryouts are done or will soon be done.

Coach Marc Dagenais

Marc Dagenais, MHK, CSCS, is a Softball Peak Performance Coach that helps softball players and teams hit with more power, run faster, throw harder, become mentally tougher and be more dominant on the softball field.

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 THE TYPICAL GIRLS FAST PITCH SOFTBALL PLAYER


(TGFPSP) is first and foremost somebody's little girl.

At one time, she looked cute as a button, dressed in pink with pony tails. (Visions of Alice in Wonderland.) She played with dolls, helped mom bake cookies, and has probably earned a few bucks baby-sitting. She has been, and always will be daddy's (mom's) little girl.

The TGFPSP still has all those little girl attributes. The only difference is now she looks cute dressed in sliders and shorts. If she is wearing ribbons in her hair, they are team colors. She still bakes cookies ... team bake sale. And she has probably earned a few bucks ... at the team car wash. Now she is, and always will be daddy's (mom's) little second baseman. (insert position of choice)

The TGFPSP takes pride in how much dirt she can collect every weekend. Go to dinner on a night that she is not playing and it takes an hour of primping to get ready, and she still feels self-conscious. Go after a game and she'll walk right into a restaurant with a streak of dirt across her forehead, ratted hair, stained shirt and brownish/white socks. Or brown toes with sandals! Let's EAT!

The TGFPSP is ready and willing to play at the drop of a hat! If she can get away with it, she will play on two teams. (In the same day no less) She has a huge wardrobe: plenty of tournament shirts and shorts from all the teams she has played on. Her parents do her school shopping every weekend at the tournament T-shirt booth. When you say, "wear something nice", she thinks it means a tournament shirt without dirt stains.

The TGFPSP needs to get an athletic scholarship. Her parents have spent $100,000 on camps, private instruction, batting cages, gloves, bats, equipment, uniforms, player fees, concession stands, travel and lodging. THEY'RE BROKE!!!

The TGFPSP is a fierce competitor, willing to stand in against a fast pitcher at close distance that even pro baseball players would have trouble hitting! And she might be 5'2" and 100 lbs. soaking wet. She might play first or third base at 20 feet from home plate, saying I dare you to bunt ... drive one down my throat!!!

The TGFPSP has more spirit than maybe any other team sport. At least it sounds that way. Softball is the only sport where a girls ability to cheer sometimes effects roster decisions. She can't bunt or hit, she is a liability in the field ... but she cheers constantly!

The TGFPSP is playing the game for all the right reasons! SHE LOVES IT! She could hang out at the mall, stay home and watch TV, or spend her summers at the pool. Instead she has a tight schedule with limited free time, hangs out on the practice field with a coach in her face, and spends her summers getting baked on a 95 degree field with no shade. Maybe we should get some of our kids checked for IQ? :)

The TGFPSP has her priorities in order: Tournaments, League Games, Team Practices, schoolwork, individual practice and batting cage, family, private softball instruction, church, conditioning, softball camps, boys. (Maybe church comes before the batting cage.) At least on Sundays.

The TGFPSP is diligent and hardworking. She knows you get out of something, what you put into it. She is not the type of kid to take the easy way out! She is competitive, not willing to give up. She learns many valuable lesson during the course of her softball career, like:

  • you can stay at Holiday INN for $12 bucks a night if you are willing to go 4 to a room.
  • hotels don't monitor pool usage, and you can go swimming anytime, whether your a registered guest or not.
  • Continental breakfast means: 3 bowls of cereal, bagel, 2 donuts and 4 glasses of OJ.
  • Unlike the geographically challenged, softball girls know how to get from home to every field in a 25 mile radius.

The TGFPSP has a lot of fun every summer, enough to make her come back next year regardless of all the sacrifices, the money, the occasional bad coach, drinking water that people have put their hands in, etc.

By John T.

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THE TYPICAL SOFTBALL COACH


While it can be very gratifying, The Typical Softball Coach has one of the most thankless jobs in the world!

Don't try to call the Typical Softball Coaches house between 7-11 PM because he is already on the phone and has someone else on call-waiting. You'll get a busy signal. Softball is the only subject that one man will talk to another for 2 1/2 hours on the telephone. The coach spends about $32.50 per month on long distance calls related to team business. If the phone rings one time: hang-up! It means that the coach is: A) At practice B) At a game C) At a league meeting D) At the sporting goods store.

The Typical Softball Coach lets his wife do all the grocery shopping. This is not because he is a chauvinist pig, it is because he can't! You see, the coaches car is the mobile team equipment vehicle. Bats, balls, pitching machine etc. in the trunk.Spare uniforms, first-aid kit, scorebooks etc. in the back seat. He may get the groceries, but only if he has a roof rack!

The Typical Softball Coach always is full of great expectations for his team. Even when the team record is 3-23. He also usually has that inate ability to find those four examples of how the team performed admirably during a 17-2 shellacking! Next years team always has a shot at Nationals. Sadly, but thankfully, he believes the aforementioned.

The Typical Softball Coach never says: We're gonna suck next year. We are 3-23 and we're lucky we're not 0-26! If we did'nt get to play so-and-so when half their team went to the wrong field, and if we didn't get that early season forfiet, we'd be 1-25. He never says we got beat 17-2 because we stink, and our best player couldn't sit on thier bench. You'll never hear the Typical Softball Coach say: "Next year I think we have a shot at going 10-40! Sadly, but thankfully, the Typical Softball Coach has an overactive sub-concious that eliminates all fear of having the worst team in the league.

The Typical Softball Coach shows up at the field 2 1/2 hours before game time, because it rained earlier and he wants to make sure the field is playable. Of course he told his secretary that he was going to visit a prospective account. On average the Typical Coach probably gives 20-40 hours per week nine months out of the year to his team. And to think he has the nerve to play his daughter in front of mine, when my daughter is better than his.

The Typical Softball Coach is: A) Harder on his daughter than any other player. B) Softer on his daughter than any other player. (It's 50-50) The Typical Daughter of a Softball Coach is: A) Fortunate to spend so much quality time with her dad. B) Likely to shoot him before her player eligibility runs out. :)

The Typical Softball Coach usually is the first to arrive and last to leave. This includes practices, games, tournaments, team functions and probably wedding receptions.

The Typical Softball Coach passes all his experience(s) from playing baseball to all the girls on his team. This mean that A) Your daughter is being coached by a guy that hit .182 in Little League and never played anywhere but right field, or B) those fortunate enough to truly have exceptional coaching built on years of successful diamond sports experience. Note: See team record! :)

In all seriousness: The Typical Softball Coach is not rated as much on his personal success as a baseball player, but more on his acquired knowledge of the game, his communication skills and management ability etc. (His ability to get the most out of every player and the team!)

The Typical Softball Coach will: A) Teach your daughter many lessons far surpassing the game of softball and truly have an impact on her growth and future. B) Be a living example of what kind of man is not marriage material. :)

Parents opinions of the Typical Softball Coach are: A) What a great guy, and good coach. B) What a great guy, but he dosen't know diddly. C) Maybe if I pretend that I like him, he will let my 260 lb. daughter play SS. D) He sucks! :)

The Typical Softball Coach is a stickler for time: you must be at the field one hour prior to game time. Be back here in one hour and 37 minutes. We will meet at our normal place and caravan to the tournament, if you are not there by 6:15 AM, we will leave without you. EXCEPTION: The Typical Softball Coach frequently says, "Post-game meeting behind the dug-out for five minutes. If your team won that means a 10 minute meeting, if you lost that means 10 minutes plus 1 minute for each run the other team scored more than you did. Add 5 minutes if your next game is out of town. Add 2 minutes for time to tell girls to listen. Add 2 minutes for scorekeeper to find schedule for next game. Well, let's make this easy ... all five minute meetings last 30 minutes, except late games when the meeting lasts until the parks crew shuts off the lights.

At the end of the season, the Typical Softball Coach gets a plaque and modest gift for his 100's of hours of effort. He probably dosen't get a Christmas or Birthday card. No letter of thanks. But rest assured, he will get a call from a disgruntled parent or two ... and it's part of the job. The best of the best coaches, eliminate this by getting kids playing time when they can, by keeping the player and parents informed of the girls status in advance, and by only keeping kids that are good enough to make his team!

When it's finally over, and this years team has played its last game, the Typical Softball Coach usually gives one final speech. And more often than not, as he scans his charges assembled as a team for the last time, his voice may crack, his eyes water up and you will finally know just how much the girls on the team meant to him.

The Typical Softball Coach is usually ... just a Dad, once in a while a Mom and that rarest of softball birds ... a non-parent.

Three Cheers to all you coaches out there ... good and bad!

By John T.